rneerkat:

do pirates hook up

(Source: rneerkat)

accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork